You've Been Mooned.

"David, what the hell were you thinking? I want it out of the yard now?" Allen yelled as soon as he came into the house.

I didn't even get a kiss or a honey I'm home'.

"What love?" I asked playing dumb.

Then next thing I knew I got grabbed, spun around and laid over a bent knee a serious of stinging swats got laid across my jogging pants cover backside.

"Don't play dumb with me, little man." he said as his finger grabbed my waistband. "Or do you need?" he asked.

"No," I said covering my butt with my hands. "One mooning scarecrow coming down." I told him.

Happy Fall from Allen and David.